Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Top Five Reasons Zombie's Are Scary

  1. I had sex with your mom.
  2. No, seriously, Cooper - I had sex with your mom.
  3. And it was goooooood.
  4. And cheap!
  5. Don't worry - I wrapped it before I tapped it.

2 comments:

Nerd Parker said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ZING!

Cooper French said...

Zing indeed, my good sir. Zing, indeed.